Father Time's still alive but moving at a slower pace. This week I'll finally have time to update you on a few of the more interesting events that consumed most of my time for the past 30 days.
Clearly, some of the things that transpired can't be described as interesting, but are definitely semi-gruesome in nature. We'll spare you details in an effort to maintain, at the very least, a site with a modicum of good taste. Won't that be nice for a change? Maybe an even better question would be, "Does Father Time understand the meaning of "in good taste?"
OK, we'll quit now while we're ahead. I dearly love to change from third person to first person, and back again. Must be a sickness of some sort.