Don't worry. Father Time hasn't gone materialistic on you. This is, once again, one more ill-fated attempt at humor, using The Fly as my foil. In all honesty, I recommend you stop here and pursue something meaningful, like taking inventory of your toilet paper supply, or waxing the dog. You'll find it's time well spent.
The List
Here goes:
A wooden hand plane so I look good when I mutilate things in my workshop. Notice the actual picture instead of cheesy "links" that take you to parts of the Internet rarely seen by humans. Now check out The Fly's list.
I rest my case.
A 5 quart stainless steel saucier so I only have to wash one pan when I cook. Right now I use one to saute, another to make the sauce, and another to combine the ingredients, and finally a dish to serve it in. Four vs one? Makes sense to me.
That's It!
See how easy it is? When you have everything, you don't need much.
Now,compare my list with The Fly's list. It drones on endlessly with stuff from the UK, things that you need when you get into combat (with whom?), CD's by groups that have never had musical training, TV reruns, and books by guys that are dead.
Who knows? Maybe I'll invite The Fly to a debate on materialism. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
3 comments:
Surely there's more than that...
As a matter of fact, I did forget one thing:
Father Time needs el chapeau del camouflagio con infrarojo reflectum.
I'm sure it will arrive POD.
I bought the shipping container for it Monday. I just need to address it and drop it in a mailbox.
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