Dragonfly Report: 24th July 2006
Good morning. Is there low cost gasoline In my future?
It's 52° Fahrenheit with 100% humidity in Atlantis. In Sri Lanka, the forecast calls for a high of 91° Fahrenheit with isolated rebel attacks in the Northeastern Province.
The average price of Geritol is $2.99 for a 4 oz. bottle. The exchange rate is $1.00 for Dial-A-Bus, or £0.54.
Today's Weird Car Picture is: (Cool)/(Lame)/(Seductive)/(Debilitating)
Today's horoscope is Leo. Leo's are prima facie evidence of the logic for sterilization. The Dragonfly is currently reading "Yet Another Autobiography Of My Hair" by Donald Trump.
See that "X" on the map? It will lead you lower priced gasoline, or buried treasure. Pray it's gasoline.
3 comments:
This post brought joy to my life.
*snort*
Fly: Joy is good. Glad to help out.
Mo: Nice to hear you snort again. I used to snort too until I had allergy shots.
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