OK, so I'm not Yul Brynner; even Popeye is better looking.Mother Time is going through chemo right now so a couple of us decided to join the "no-hair" brigade. Good idea at the time. Bad idea in execution.
Hmmmm, speaking of executions - oh never mind!
Even Uglier News!
Father Time's 50th high school reunion in Michigan occurs on September 8, 2007, which begs the following questions:
Do you think enough hair will grow back that the airlines will let me board without running my fingerprints through an FBI database?
Do you think that the flight attendants will draw straws with the loser having to wait on me?
Will my former classmates call 911 when I show up at the reunion?
Will my relatives in Michigan disown me?
Hey! What would life be like without a few challenges?
The correct answer is "Pretty sweet!"
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I have finally decided how to seek my revenge on you, Father Time.
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