Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Too Much Fertilizer?

This horrific sight greeted my as I returned home after a couple of weeks in the forest. It seems that Melbo, my new gardener, had quit after only one day on the job. Following family tradition, I paid him nothing; however, I did permit him to use a picture of my estate on his business brochure. Apparently, it worked!

Oh bother, the scythe and sickle are dull so I guess I'll have to use the push mower. And now you the rest of the story - Father Time is green! What do you mean "cheap."

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